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How did you drop your
textbook in the water?

2
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Ah, my bathtub study tray broke.

3
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You have a bathtub study tray?

4
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Yeah.

5
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Oh my God.

6
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Hi.

7
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Hey.

8
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'Yo.

9
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Why do you have a bowling bowl?

10
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Don't ask why.

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Just pretend you don't see it and
that way, we won't be a part

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of the tragedy that's about to happen.

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Hey, all set.

14
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Okay, people, unless you're
a bowling pin, move.

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[Cheering]

16
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Ha, no way you can knock
both of them down.

17
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Don't doubt my ball skills.

18
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What's wrong with Ms. Ackerman?

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What'd you do to her, Sam?

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I know why miss Ackerman is upset.

21
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Why?

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What happened?

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Her boyfriend dumped her last night.

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No way.

25
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What?

26
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Yup.

27
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You didn't hear it from me.

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[Bell ringing]

29
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I got to get to class.

30
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Sure.

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Right after I knock down
these last two pins.

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With one throw?

33
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Not possible.

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We'll see.

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Ow.

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I'll call the school nurse.

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[Music]

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♪ I know you'll see, somehow
the world will change for me

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and be so wonderful, live life,
breathe air, I know somehow

40
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we're gonna get there and feel
so wonderful, it's all for real,

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I'm telling you just how I feel, so
wake up the members of my nation,

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it's your time to be, there's no chance
unless you take one and the time

43
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to see the brighter side of every
situation, some things are meant to be,

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so give me your best and leave the
rest to me, leave it all to me,

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leave it all to me, just
leave it all to me *

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Sync by honeybunny
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This is super weird.

48
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She's been like that for 20 minutes.

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I'm gonna go talk to her.

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Miss Ackerman, are you okay?

51
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Yes.

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Sit down.

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Okay.

54
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Now, I want you all to write a 10-page
essay on the Louisiana purchase.

55
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Um, we haven't even gotten
to that chapter yet.

56
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Too bad.

57
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Sometimes, things happen
you're not prepared for.

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But how are we suppose to
write an essay on something

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you haven't taught us about yet?

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I don't need your sass, carly shay.

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Sass?

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Look, it's not fair to make us write
10 pages-- let's make it 15 pages,

63
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yeah, that's right.

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Ow.

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I'm gonna go get some aspirin.

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Start reading chapter whatever.

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I'm not sassy.

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Her boyfriend must
have dumped her hard.

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No kidding.

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The lady is losing it.

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Sometimes I'm bold,
but I'm never sassy.

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Freddie, why aren't you
reading chapter whatever?

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Oh, um, 'cause I dropped my
textbook in the bathtub last night.

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Of course.

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You men are all the same.

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You lose interest in your textbook
and then you just dump it

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in your filthy bath water.

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Ms. Ackerman, you don't need
to yell at Freddie in front

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of the whole class.

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Oh, look, more back talk
from the sass master.

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I am not the sass master.

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And it's wrong for you to be mean to
Freddie just 'cause your boyfriend

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broke up with you.

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Wow, Carls.

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Maybe you are the sass master.

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You go straight to the
principal's office.

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What?

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You heard me.

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But-- go.

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Why do I-- now.

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Miss-- get out.

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Oh.

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[Music]

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F, f, f.

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Excuse me, Ms. Ackerman.

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What?

97
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I'm Spencer shay,
carly's older brother.

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What do you have there?

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Frozen yogurt.

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There's no eating in my classroom.

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Sit down.

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Yes, ma'am.

103
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So, principal Franklin said
you wanted to speak to me

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about carly's behavior.

105
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That's right.

106
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She sassed me in front
of my entire class.

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Right.

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We talked about it and
she regrets her sass.

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But she felt she needed
to defend Freddie.

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She felt like it wasn't fair for--
did I--did I say something?

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Hey, come on.

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Don't cry.

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Blue skies.

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No.

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No.

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Why are you crying?

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Well, this is how I use to get carly
to stop crying when she was little.

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Oh.

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And if that didn't work, little
carly can expect a surprise visit

120
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from the tickle monster.

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Oh.

122
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Now, now.

123
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I cannot take-- I can't take this.

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Stop.

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Stop.

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I'm sorry.

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Just that I recently broke up with
my boyfriend and it's been rough.

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Oh, don't beat yourself up.

129
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We've all been through
some bad breakups.

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Yeah.

131
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So, do you have a girlfriend now
or-- nope, I got a goldfish,

132
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but we're just friends.

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So, do you wanna go get
some coffee or something?

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Sure.

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I make great coffee.

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I also have cookies, the soft kind.

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Really?

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Uh-huh.

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Wanna come over?

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That sounds nice.

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Well then, through the
door, teacher lady.

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It's okay, little guy.

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[Music]

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Oh.

145
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You want me to stop?

146
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No, it hurts too good.

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Miss Ackerman?

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Oh, hi, carly.

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Hi.

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Uh, not that I'm not happy to
see you, but why are you here

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standing on my brother?

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'Cause she has magic feet.

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Oh.

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I spent six months in Thailand learning
the art of back-walking massage.

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Oh, those thailamanians
taught you good.

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So, coffee, snacks, back-walking.

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What's going on here?

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Well, after our guardian-teacher
conference at your school,

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we decided to come back here
for coffee and cookies.

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Soft cookies.

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Okay.

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Well, I'm just gonna go
upstairs and try to make myself

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comfortable with all this.

164
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No, why don't you hang down
here with us for a while?

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You can watch me give
Spencer a haircut.

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Try it and I'll call
the scissor police.

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Oh, give me that hair.

168
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No.

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Give me-- come here,
Spencer-- I love my hair.

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I love it.

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Come on.

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It's all luxurious.

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A little bit.

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No.

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I know you've been very pretty.

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No.

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Okay, everyone.

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I know you were all expecting a test
today, but instead I've decided

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to give you all a-pluses
and caramel apples.

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Oh, yeah.

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Pass those around while
I make a phone call.

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Okay.

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Spencer dating miss
Ackerman is the best thing

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that's happened at this
school since that lunch lady

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fell in that giant gravy pot.

186
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Hi, Spencer.

187
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No, I was just missing you.

188
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Yeah.

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Did you get my text message?

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Did you think it was cute?

191
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No, you are.

192
00:09:00,344 --> 00:09:04,047
Oh my, stop it, I can't take it.

193
00:09:04,081 --> 00:09:06,282
It's just a little weird
seeing a teacher in my house.

194
00:09:06,317 --> 00:09:07,083
Weird, how?

195
00:09:07,117 --> 00:09:08,919
Weird like when she comes
over for dinner, I feel like

196
00:09:08,953 --> 00:09:11,688
I have to raise my hand
to say, "pass the peas."

197
00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:12,655
Eww, peas?

198
00:09:12,689 --> 00:09:14,623
Not the point.

199
00:09:14,658 --> 00:09:17,726
Yeah, the point is this
could not get better.

200
00:09:17,761 --> 00:09:18,794
Hey, kids.

201
00:09:18,829 --> 00:09:20,896
Instead of class tomorrow, how
would you all like to come

202
00:09:20,931 --> 00:09:22,998
ice skating with Spencer and me?

203
00:09:23,032 --> 00:09:24,366
Yeah.

204
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Just got better.

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[Music]

206
00:09:29,371 --> 00:09:44,818
[Oven bell ringing]

207
00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:50,491
Ah.

208
00:09:50,525 --> 00:09:51,492
[Doorbell chiming]

209
00:09:51,526 --> 00:09:52,493
Carly, could you get the door?

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00:09:52,527 --> 00:09:53,861
I'm not dressed yet.

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Okay.

212
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:08,307
Oh, miss Ackerman, you
look sort of like hot.

213
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,041
Really?

214
00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:09,642
Yeah.

215
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,611
Come on in.

216
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,679
Spencer is just finishing
getting dressed.

217
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:14,614
Oh, hey.

218
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:19,584
I--I just got the new
cable for the--whoa.

219
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,253
I also said "whoa."

220
00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:23,287
Hi, Freddie.

221
00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:24,322
What are you doing here?

222
00:10:24,356 --> 00:10:29,427
I was just, uh, coming over to
help--work on a Web show with carly.

223
00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:31,630
Whoa.

224
00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:35,365
Okay, why don't we go upstairs
before you start drooling?

225
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:41,505
Have fun, you guys.

226
00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:45,275
Go.

227
00:10:45,309 --> 00:10:48,378
Wow, you look fantastic.

228
00:10:48,413 --> 00:10:49,746
Thanks.

229
00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:50,446
I got you a present.

230
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,714
What for?

231
00:10:51,749 --> 00:10:52,715
Our one week anniversary.

232
00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,684
Ah, how great are you?

233
00:10:54,718 --> 00:10:55,051
Very.

234
00:10:55,085 --> 00:10:58,588
Open it.

235
00:10:58,622 --> 00:11:00,489
No, a pearpod?

236
00:11:00,524 --> 00:11:04,160
Uh-huh, and it's loaded up with
500 of the best songs ever.

237
00:11:04,194 --> 00:11:05,961
Five hundred songs, that
must've cost you a fortune.

238
00:11:05,995 --> 00:11:06,528
No.

239
00:11:06,563 --> 00:11:08,830
No, pearpod wasn't cheap, but
I just downloaded the songs

240
00:11:08,865 --> 00:11:10,933
from one of those
music-sharing websites.

241
00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:13,301
Oh, I think you've got something
boiling over in your stove.

242
00:11:13,335 --> 00:11:19,074
Ah.

243
00:11:19,108 --> 00:11:25,580
Whew, you saved my soup's
life, which means you deserve

244
00:11:25,614 --> 00:11:26,981
some passion fruit punch.

245
00:11:27,015 --> 00:11:29,650
Hmm, sweet.

246
00:11:29,685 --> 00:11:33,387
Uh-huh.

247
00:11:33,421 --> 00:11:38,959
Uh-huh.

248
00:11:38,993 --> 00:11:39,559
Uhm.

249
00:11:39,594 --> 00:11:40,694
Uh-huh.

250
00:11:40,728 --> 00:11:47,667
So, where were you today
between 3:15 and 3:40?

251
00:11:47,702 --> 00:11:49,803
What do you mean?

252
00:11:49,837 --> 00:11:54,272
I called you one, two, three, four,
five, six times between 3:15 and 3:40

253
00:11:54,307 --> 00:11:55,874
and you didn't pick up.

254
00:11:55,909 --> 00:11:57,509
You write down every time you call me?

255
00:11:57,543 --> 00:11:58,911
Well, we're dating.

256
00:11:58,945 --> 00:12:00,045
I'd like to know where you are.

257
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,546
Every minute of every day?

258
00:12:01,581 --> 00:12:02,547
Yes.

259
00:12:02,582 --> 00:12:04,416
Really?

260
00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:06,151
Really.

261
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,753
Oh.

262
00:12:08,787 --> 00:12:12,356
I'm gonna go carve Mr.
chicken now.

263
00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:22,566
All right.

264
00:12:22,601 --> 00:12:24,935
So, where do you think you were?

265
00:12:24,969 --> 00:12:28,105
Just take a guess.

266
00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:29,139
I--I don't know.

267
00:12:29,173 --> 00:12:35,311
I think, uh, maybe I was-- liar.

268
00:12:35,346 --> 00:12:35,912
Love me.

269
00:12:35,947 --> 00:12:37,014
Ah.

270
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,549
[Music]

271
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,250
Okay, how about this?

272
00:12:41,284 --> 00:12:43,886
What if you guys do an "iCarly"
segment where you compare vegetables?

273
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,487
What?

274
00:12:45,522 --> 00:12:49,792
You talk about squash and
carly talks about asparagus?

275
00:12:49,826 --> 00:12:52,427
What?

276
00:12:52,462 --> 00:12:56,532
You see, this is why carly and me
are the creative ones, and you're

277
00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:58,332
the technical producer who
really shouldn't talk

278
00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:00,501
so much in these meetings.

279
00:13:00,536 --> 00:13:01,169
Carly.

280
00:13:01,203 --> 00:13:03,437
Carly.

281
00:13:03,472 --> 00:13:05,173
Let's take a break.

282
00:13:05,207 --> 00:13:06,975
Yeah.

283
00:13:07,009 --> 00:13:08,509
Let's talk about how awesome
it is that Ackerman

284
00:13:08,544 --> 00:13:09,844
never gives us homework anymore.

285
00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:11,512
Yeah, we really owe Spencer.

286
00:13:11,547 --> 00:13:12,346
Big time.

287
00:13:12,381 --> 00:13:14,948
Can you believe how mean Ackerman got
after her last boyfriend dumped her?

288
00:13:14,983 --> 00:13:16,616
Oh, she was gonna ruin our lives.

289
00:13:16,651 --> 00:13:17,284
No doubt.

290
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:21,055
We're just lucky that-- hey.

291
00:13:21,089 --> 00:13:21,655
Hey.

292
00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:22,856
Where's miss Ackerman?

293
00:13:22,891 --> 00:13:23,290
Oh, she left.

294
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,694
I dumped her.

295
00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:33,055
Hey, Freddie.

296
00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:33,823
[Makes sound]

297
00:13:33,858 --> 00:13:37,260
I can't talk.

298
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:40,329
I'm trying to prepare for miss
Ackerman's pop quiz on chapter seven.

299
00:13:40,364 --> 00:13:41,931
We're having a pop quiz?

300
00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:42,699
Probably.

301
00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:45,334
You saw how she treated us
last time she got dumped.

302
00:13:45,369 --> 00:13:47,703
Oh man, he is right.

303
00:13:47,737 --> 00:13:48,771
Give me that thing.

304
00:13:48,805 --> 00:13:52,040
I gotta start writing
stuff down on my arms.

305
00:13:52,074 --> 00:13:54,610
How much information can
you write on two arms?

306
00:13:54,644 --> 00:13:55,010
Yeah.

307
00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:56,412
I'm gonna need more space.

308
00:13:56,446 --> 00:13:58,614
I'll be in the bathroom.

309
00:13:58,648 --> 00:13:59,548
Wait, the book.

310
00:13:59,582 --> 00:14:00,248
Get your own book.

311
00:14:00,283 --> 00:14:03,217
That is my own--ah.

312
00:14:03,251 --> 00:14:04,719
Ooh, miss Ackerman's coming.

313
00:14:04,753 --> 00:14:05,152
Be cool.

314
00:14:05,186 --> 00:14:09,690
Maybe she won't notice us.

315
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:10,558
Good morning, carly.

316
00:14:10,592 --> 00:14:11,426
Good morning, Freddie.

317
00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:13,694
How are two of my
favorite students today?

318
00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:14,562
Uh, fine.

319
00:14:14,596 --> 00:14:16,964
Good.

320
00:14:16,998 --> 00:14:18,998
Uh, you sure are in a good mood.

321
00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:20,834
Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

322
00:14:20,868 --> 00:14:23,537
Well, we sort of heard that you
and Spencer broke up last night.

323
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,004
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

324
00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:26,406
We just had a little spat.

325
00:14:26,441 --> 00:14:32,145
No, Spencer and I are
still very much together.

326
00:14:32,179 --> 00:14:33,647
Oh.

327
00:14:33,681 --> 00:14:35,448
So, no pop quiz today?

328
00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:40,486
Of course not, you silly goose people.

329
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,487
Here, take your book.

330
00:14:41,521 --> 00:14:42,287
I'm all set.

331
00:14:42,322 --> 00:14:43,088
You don't need to be.

332
00:14:43,122 --> 00:14:44,356
We just saw miss Ackerman.

333
00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:45,324
No pop quiz.

334
00:14:45,358 --> 00:14:48,894
So I did this for nothing?

335
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:55,567
[Music]

336
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:56,668
Hi, we need to talk.

337
00:14:56,702 --> 00:14:57,535
Sure, in a minute.

338
00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:59,704
I gotta finish pumping the guns.

339
00:14:59,738 --> 00:15:00,905
Pump your guns later.

340
00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:02,239
Miss Ackerman's on her way over here.

341
00:15:02,274 --> 00:15:03,475
She thinks you two are still dating.

342
00:15:03,509 --> 00:15:06,243
Oh.

343
00:15:06,278 --> 00:15:08,612
Oh.

344
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:09,880
What is wrong with that woman?

345
00:15:09,914 --> 00:15:12,248
She's loony, loony in the head.

346
00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:14,217
Man, why didn't you call and tell me?

347
00:15:14,251 --> 00:15:16,319
I could've been in Canada by now.

348
00:15:16,354 --> 00:15:17,955
Well, I don't think Canada's
gonna-- [doorbell chiming]

349
00:15:17,989 --> 00:15:18,489
[Screaming]

350
00:15:18,523 --> 00:15:23,960
It's her.

351
00:15:23,994 --> 00:15:26,261
Why couldn't I've
been born with wings?

352
00:15:26,296 --> 00:15:27,363
You're not a cockatoo.

353
00:15:27,397 --> 00:15:28,564
Be a man.

354
00:15:28,599 --> 00:15:30,232
All right.

355
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,534
I'm gonna set that lady straight.

356
00:15:31,568 --> 00:15:32,034
No.

357
00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:32,568
Right.

358
00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:33,002
What?

359
00:15:33,036 --> 00:15:33,469
Spencer.

360
00:15:33,504 --> 00:15:33,803
We have to?

361
00:15:33,837 --> 00:15:34,236
Don't upset her?

362
00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,538
But I don't wanna go out with her.

363
00:15:35,572 --> 00:15:36,038
I know.

364
00:15:36,072 --> 00:15:39,107
Tell her that, but say it nicely and
sweetly so she doesn't ruin our lives

365
00:15:39,141 --> 00:15:39,641
in school.

366
00:15:39,675 --> 00:15:41,409
Okay, nicely.

367
00:15:41,443 --> 00:15:41,776
And sweetly.

368
00:15:41,811 --> 00:15:46,314
I'll be upstairs.

369
00:15:46,348 --> 00:15:46,781
Boo.

370
00:15:46,816 --> 00:15:50,084
[Screaming]

371
00:15:50,119 --> 00:15:50,418
Hi, Lauren.

372
00:15:50,452 --> 00:15:51,386
What a surprise.

373
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:53,254
So where should we go
for dinner tonight?

374
00:15:53,288 --> 00:15:54,989
Do you like Italian food?

375
00:15:55,023 --> 00:16:00,494
Yeah, uh, but Lauren-- I know we had
a little argument, but it's okay.

376
00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:07,134
I'm not mad at you anymore, and
I brought you a panda pig.

377
00:16:07,168 --> 00:16:08,002
A panda pig?

378
00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:08,669
Yeah.

379
00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:11,738
You said your two favorite animals
were a panda bear and a pig.

380
00:16:11,772 --> 00:16:14,173
So I cut off the head of a pig
and I sewed it onto the body

381
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,341
of a panda bear.

382
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,543
For you.

383
00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:20,378
Uhh, that's not weird.

384
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,515
Lauren, I don't wanna go
out with you anymore.

385
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,618
Spencer, I think you're
just overreacting.

386
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,385
No.

387
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,055
I think you're under-reacting.

388
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:33,324
Seriously, I don't wanna date you.

389
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:37,628
If you're trying to tell
me something, just say it.

390
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:45,870
I don't want to date you.

391
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,672
Fine.

392
00:16:47,706 --> 00:17:01,918
And I'm just gonna do this.

393
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:03,753
That was a loud slam.

394
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,055
Did you break up with her?

395
00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:06,189
Yup.

396
00:17:06,223 --> 00:17:08,991
She didn't handle it well.

397
00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:10,525
Were you gentle and sweet?

398
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:15,097
Yes, but she wasn't.

399
00:17:15,131 --> 00:17:19,001
[Music]

400
00:17:19,035 --> 00:17:20,202
Okay, class.

401
00:17:20,236 --> 00:17:28,610
This pop quiz is going to count for
90 percent of your final grade.

402
00:17:28,644 --> 00:17:31,079
Uh, miss Ackerman, you
forgot to give me a quiz.

403
00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:35,883
That's right, because I
already graded yours.

404
00:17:35,918 --> 00:17:38,152
You give me an f on a
quiz I never took?

405
00:17:38,186 --> 00:17:39,152
That's right.

406
00:17:39,186 --> 00:17:42,956
F, f, f, f-iny, f, f.

407
00:17:42,991 --> 00:17:44,424
Okay, that is jenk.

408
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:49,262
Life is jenk because sometimes,
certain little girls' brothers

409
00:17:49,296 --> 00:17:52,099
dump you for no good reason.

410
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:55,234
Miss Ackerman, I didn't mean to--
there's no talking during the quiz.

411
00:17:55,268 --> 00:17:55,901
But it's not my fault.

412
00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:57,402
That tears it.

413
00:17:57,437 --> 00:17:58,771
You give me 100 jumping jacks.

414
00:17:58,805 --> 00:17:59,872
Huh?

415
00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:01,406
That's so not fair.

416
00:18:01,441 --> 00:18:02,875
You too, flapjack.

417
00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:08,180
One hundred jumping jacks
with her in the corner.

418
00:18:08,214 --> 00:18:11,116
Man, you're off your nut.

419
00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:12,884
Is that so?

420
00:18:12,918 --> 00:18:14,152
Well, then, I'm gonna-- yeah, yeah.

421
00:18:14,186 --> 00:18:14,452
I know.

422
00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:16,320
Now, I gotta go do jumping jacks.

423
00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:17,288
No.

424
00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:26,597
You are gonna wash my car.

425
00:18:26,632 --> 00:18:27,131
Faster.

426
00:18:27,165 --> 00:18:28,465
I want those faster.

427
00:18:28,499 --> 00:18:29,599
Faster.

428
00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:31,568
I wanna see you sweating.

429
00:18:31,602 --> 00:18:36,674
[Music]

430
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:37,908
What are we gonna do?

431
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:40,844
We're gonna tell Spencer to call miss
Ackerman and start dating her again.

432
00:18:40,879 --> 00:18:43,279
No, I'm not gonna make my
brother's life miserable

433
00:18:43,313 --> 00:18:45,148
just to make ours easier.

434
00:18:45,182 --> 00:18:46,115
Come on.

435
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:49,085
Havin' a miserable life
is not all that bad.

436
00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:53,022
Sometimes my mother laughs.

437
00:18:53,057 --> 00:18:54,691
Why can't Spencer just date her?

438
00:18:54,725 --> 00:18:59,761
'Cause the woman's a big
bottle of crazy sauce.

439
00:18:59,796 --> 00:19:01,462
But-- but what?

440
00:19:01,497 --> 00:19:03,264
--I think I might know
a way to fix this.

441
00:19:03,299 --> 00:19:03,665
Good.

442
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,232
How?

443
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:05,000
"Icarly."

444
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:05,834
Our Web show?

445
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:08,704
No, our potato farm.

446
00:19:08,738 --> 00:19:11,807
[Music]

447
00:19:11,841 --> 00:19:12,473
Okay.

448
00:19:12,508 --> 00:19:14,542
Now to close the show--
--we're gonna do something

449
00:19:14,577 --> 00:19:16,043
a little different on "iCarly."

450
00:19:16,078 --> 00:19:16,510
Please say "hello"

451
00:19:16,544 --> 00:19:20,347
to someone you've met here
before, my big brother Spencer.

452
00:19:20,381 --> 00:19:22,549
[Cheering]

453
00:19:22,584 --> 00:19:24,284
Thanks for coming, Spence.

454
00:19:24,319 --> 00:19:25,086
Do you know why you're here?

455
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,254
No, because you wouldn't
tell me why I'm here.

456
00:19:27,288 --> 00:19:28,956
That's 'cause we have a
little surprise for you.

457
00:19:28,990 --> 00:19:29,523
Ooh.

458
00:19:29,557 --> 00:19:31,457
Come on out here, miss Ackerman.

459
00:19:31,491 --> 00:19:32,625
[Cheering]

460
00:19:32,659 --> 00:19:34,360
Yeah.

461
00:19:34,394 --> 00:19:35,628
What is going on?

462
00:19:35,662 --> 00:19:38,064
Just go with it.

463
00:19:38,099 --> 00:19:46,305
Oh.

464
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:48,707
All right.

465
00:19:48,742 --> 00:19:51,977
This is our history teacher who very
kindly agreed to appear on our show.

466
00:19:52,011 --> 00:19:54,179
Hello.

467
00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:56,048
Spencer and miss Ackerman
have been dating.

468
00:19:56,082 --> 00:19:58,016
But they've been having
some relationship problems.

469
00:19:58,051 --> 00:19:59,184
So we're gonna talk to them.

470
00:19:59,219 --> 00:20:02,254
And then you guys could vote
online right here at iCarly.Com--

471
00:20:02,255 --> 00:20:06,357
--to tell us whether it's time for
them to-- I'm not comfortable

472
00:20:06,391 --> 00:20:07,091
with this.

473
00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:08,726
Shh.

474
00:20:08,761 --> 00:20:10,594
So Spencer, why do you feel
that you and miss Ackerman

475
00:20:10,629 --> 00:20:12,396
are having problems?

476
00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:16,300
Well, she seemed nice at first, but
then I realized she's totally insane--

477
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:18,369
not my type.

478
00:20:18,403 --> 00:20:21,271
And miss Ackerman, where do
you feel things went wrong?

479
00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:22,505
I don't know.

480
00:20:22,539 --> 00:20:24,741
I tried to be a good girlfriend.

481
00:20:24,776 --> 00:20:25,942
I bought him presents.

482
00:20:25,977 --> 00:20:27,377
What kind of presents?

483
00:20:27,411 --> 00:20:30,147
Well, a customized stuffed animal.

484
00:20:30,181 --> 00:20:33,316
Oh, and a brand new pearpod
with 500 songs on it.

485
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:35,117
Wow, a lot of songs.

486
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:36,786
You buy 'em all on peartunes?

487
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,522
No, I just downloaded them from one
of those music-sharing websites,

488
00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:43,893
but it's not about how much a person
spends, it's the thought that counts.

489
00:20:43,927 --> 00:20:45,661
You make a good point.

490
00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:46,996
Okay, "iCarly" viewers.

491
00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:47,897
It's time to vote.

492
00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:50,032
But I can't-- right
here at iCarly.Com.

493
00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:53,434
Just look under the pics of Spencer and
miss Ackerman-- and vote make up--

494
00:20:53,468 --> 00:20:54,202
--or break up.

495
00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:55,569
Can I say one more thing
before they vote?

496
00:20:55,604 --> 00:20:55,904
No.

497
00:20:55,938 --> 00:20:56,637
Sit down.

498
00:20:56,672 --> 00:21:06,914
[Music]

499
00:21:06,948 --> 00:21:08,015
Is that it?

500
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:08,615
That's it.

501
00:21:08,649 --> 00:21:10,483
Well, what's the vote?

502
00:21:10,518 --> 00:21:14,788
The "iCarly" viewers said that you
and Spencer should-- break up.

503
00:21:14,823 --> 00:21:15,455
[Cheering]

504
00:21:15,489 --> 00:21:17,557
I'm deeply sorry.

505
00:21:17,591 --> 00:21:19,559
Yeah, right.

506
00:21:19,593 --> 00:21:21,328
Listen, we know you feel bad.

507
00:21:21,362 --> 00:21:24,297
Want a bite of my burrito?

508
00:21:24,331 --> 00:21:25,932
No.

509
00:21:25,966 --> 00:21:31,503
And if the vote says that we shouldn't
be together, then I hate you

510
00:21:31,538 --> 00:21:40,611
and the Internet.

511
00:21:40,646 --> 00:21:44,182
Ow.

512
00:21:44,217 --> 00:21:46,218
Okay, what was the point of all this?

513
00:21:46,252 --> 00:21:49,054
Now, she's just gonna be mean and
vicious to you guys at school.

514
00:21:49,088 --> 00:21:50,688
I don't know.

515
00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:52,824
Lot of people watch "iCarly."

516
00:21:52,859 --> 00:21:56,660
And sometimes-- --we make sure
certain specific people watch.

517
00:21:56,694 --> 00:21:57,694
Hmm, yes.

518
00:21:57,729 --> 00:22:00,130
Yes, we do.

519
00:22:00,165 --> 00:22:03,800
You guys are up to something and
I don't wanna know what it is.

520
00:22:03,835 --> 00:22:06,770
[Music]

521
00:22:06,804 --> 00:22:09,173
I hope you all haven't made
any plans for this weekend

522
00:22:09,207 --> 00:22:11,941
'cause you're gonna be up to
your eyeballs in homework.

523
00:22:11,976 --> 00:22:12,775
When?

524
00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:13,442
Soon.

525
00:22:13,477 --> 00:22:16,712
And today, you will all write
1,000 words on why men

526
00:22:16,747 --> 00:22:21,117
are dirty, rotten, stinktacious,
ungrateful-- Lauren Ackerman.

527
00:22:21,151 --> 00:22:23,219
Yes, who are you people?

528
00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:24,153
FBI.

529
00:22:24,188 --> 00:22:24,921
You are under arrest?

530
00:22:24,955 --> 00:22:26,022
Arrest?

531
00:22:26,056 --> 00:22:26,555
For what?

532
00:22:26,590 --> 00:22:31,994
Five hundred counts of illegally
downloading music on the Internet.

533
00:22:32,028 --> 00:22:33,996
Well, you have no proof.

534
00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:34,763
Yes, we do.

535
00:22:34,797 --> 00:22:37,900
Ma'am.

536
00:22:37,934 --> 00:22:40,435
I believe all the proof we
need is on this pearpod.

537
00:22:40,469 --> 00:22:42,871
And you admitted it last night
on those kids' Web show.

538
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,338
Which we recorded.

539
00:22:44,373 --> 00:22:45,239
You set me up.

540
00:22:45,274 --> 00:22:46,207
That's a lie.

541
00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:46,941
No, we set her up.

542
00:22:46,975 --> 00:22:54,648
Oh, yeah.

543
00:22:54,682 --> 00:22:56,317
So now, what do we do?

544
00:22:56,351 --> 00:22:58,352
Yeah, we should probably tell
principal Franklin that our teacher's

545
00:22:58,387 --> 00:23:00,120
been arrested.

546
00:23:00,154 --> 00:23:02,188
Or we could go ice skating.

547
00:23:02,223 --> 00:23:03,423
Yeah.

548
00:23:09,507 --> 00:23:10,975
Hey, "iCarly" people.

549
00:23:11,009 --> 00:23:14,879
You guys know how you do wake
up Spencer on iCarly.com?

550
00:23:14,913 --> 00:23:24,354
Okay, watch me wake up my dad with
a bucketful of ping-pong balls.

551
00:23:24,388 --> 00:23:25,821
Matthew, Katie.

552
00:23:25,856 --> 00:23:27,960
Matthew, come back here right now.

553
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